The world is hardly immune from dumb people. And so it follows - if the world is full of idiots, some of those idiots are bound to pursue a life of attempted robbery. Unfortunately for them, low IQs coupled with poor planning means robberies go unsuccessful and many wind up wrecking their car before the getaway takes place. It thus goes without saying that all dumb robbers could use a smart car accident lawyer.Take a man who tried to rob a bank last summer in Toronto. He thought he had everything planned out: a holdup note, his bike parked nearby outside, a bag for the cash, and a Sponge Bob Square Pants costume. But the costume did not consist of just a mask - the man dressed entirely like Sponge Bob. Upon entering the door of the bank, his bulky costume caused him not only to be noticed by everyone including security, but he was not able to quickly get through the turn style doors. As security approached, he decided to run to the nearest teller and demand some cash. As security began to apprehend him, the giant Sponge Bob broke free, squeezed through an emergency exit, hopped on his bike, and then drove forward into oncoming traffic. Ten minutes, an ambulance, but no car accident lawyer later, a bloody Sponge Bob was taken away by paramedics.
Another idiotic robber decided to drive his car through the front of a grocery store hoping that the crash would create a diversion for an easy escape. Dressed as former president Nixon, the irony of this presidential character robbing a convenient store for minimal cash is overwhelming. Unfortunately the crash prevented the thief from entering the store to retrieve any bounty, nor was he able to escape as his car tires were stuck and held by massive debris from the crash. While he could have denied an attempted robbery and simply opted to see a car accident lawyer, he instead pulled a gun on the store clerk and demanded money be tossed to him from the inside. Thankfully, the store clerk was able to return fire from behind the boxes of soda and other piles of convenience store snacks. Eventually the cops showed up and took this idiot robber to the slammer.
Idiot thieves are everywhere. So popular are these dumb robbers that there are even shows about them on television. Despite great advances in technology, security, and education, many people still think that they can get away from the scene with little thought into their robbery technique. Despite the huge chance that they will be caught by their own stupidity, these robbers continue to try. Perhaps they should watch more teldvision and make note of what seems to work and what doesn't. But who are we kidding? They'll probably forget something like tying their shoes and trip themselves right into jail to all of our amusement.